Friday, February 27, 2009

RRoD Theory

What if the Xbox’s Red Ring of Death isn't what we think?
What if it's a physical manifestation of some sort of instinctual mating call?
Perhaps there is some sort of Queen Xbox that lays her eggs and then calls out for breeders. Our Xboxes hearing the call flash the signal for us to send them to the sacred breading grounds. Once they arrive they quickly get their freak on, not returning to us until they are completely tapped out.

These things are breading out of control!
It won’t be long before they are clogging up our streets and eating all our crops. I recommend arming yourself, cause when the time comes you’re gonna want to be able to protect your land from this infestation.

Catch you on the flip side,
Lord Overide